As Overheard: Quotable Moments in the Travels

Kelsey: “I really like your Grandma, but I’m afraid of her cats.”
(In reference to the clothing/cat piss incident.)

Marissa: “I’ll tell you what, you can laugh once a cat pees on you too.”
(In response to Kelsey teasing me about the cat piss incident.)

Marissa: “Ah, smell that dairy air (derriere).”
(Said when walking by a cow pasture in Morges.)

Kelsey: “We’re going to Interlaken West, right?”
Marissa: “No, Interlaken Ost.”
Kelsey: “But we’re in Interlaken Ost.”
Marissa: “No, we’re in Lauterbrunnen. See the sign?”
Kelsey: “Oh…”
(This is why we kept getting lost.)

Marissa: “NO! Wait! That’s not our train! Don’t get on it!”
(It was the right train.)

Kelsey: “I’m about to go someplace really depressing and I can’t stop laughing.”
(On the way to Dachau. I kept making jokes in the car.)

Marissa: “Okay. I just thought of something. This whole trip, you’ve been coloring in coloring books and begging me to go on every playground and swing-set you see. Yet you almost didn’t read that book because you thought it was too childish?”
(In reference to a book Kelsey had read on the trip.)

Tim: “I don’t like Americans.”
Marissa: “Well I don’t like imbeciles so we’re even.”
(Talking with the guy from the club.)

Marissa: “Who the hell puts butter on sandwiches? That’s wrong.”
(In reference to the train food.)

Kelsey: “Good night bedtime buddy.”
(Kelsey said this every night.)

Kelsey: “You can put that in.”
(Make up your own context for this one. Ha ha.)

Marissa: “You are gonna marry Micah, and have like, 10 babies.”
(The wedding date is set for September. Awwww.)